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Regarding the New Year’s Day Potluck...

The Homeowners Association kicked off the year with its annual New Year’s Day potluck, a familiar ritual involving hummus assignments, parking reminders, and too many emails. Somewhere along the way,...

Regarding the New Year’s Day Potluck...

The Homeowners Association kicked off the year with its annual New Year’s Day potluck, a familiar ritual involving hummus assignments, parking reminders, and too many emails. Somewhere along the way,...

Confidential Incident Report - Seasonal Guest E...

CONFIDENTIAL — INTERNAL USE ONLYLocation: Southern California MallDate: December 23Prepared by: Seasonal Guest Experience ManagerSubject: Disruption of Winter Wonderland Experience At approximately 3:05 p.m., an adult guest arrived at the...

Confidential Incident Report - Seasonal Guest E...

CONFIDENTIAL — INTERNAL USE ONLYLocation: Southern California MallDate: December 23Prepared by: Seasonal Guest Experience ManagerSubject: Disruption of Winter Wonderland Experience At approximately 3:05 p.m., an adult guest arrived at the...

The Week of “Great” Announcements

This week at The Manor, we witnessed a parade of social brilliance so dazzling, so culture-defining, that the local pigeons bowed in reverence before scattering toward the bins behind the...

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The Week of “Great” Announcements

This week at The Manor, we witnessed a parade of social brilliance so dazzling, so culture-defining, that the local pigeons bowed in reverence before scattering toward the bins behind the...

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Exclusivity, Cinema, and Cucumber Water: A Memo...

What a week. Truly historic for cinema, culture, and -most importantly- me. As many of you have undoubtedly seen splashed across multiple outlets (which I may or may not have...

Exclusivity, Cinema, and Cucumber Water: A Memo...

What a week. Truly historic for cinema, culture, and -most importantly- me. As many of you have undoubtedly seen splashed across multiple outlets (which I may or may not have...

The Optics of Empowerment

This week was an absolute whirlwind in the world of female founding, personal branding, and whatever else my publicist thought would look credible in a carousel post. Monday:Flew private-adjacent (first...

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The Optics of Empowerment

This week was an absolute whirlwind in the world of female founding, personal branding, and whatever else my publicist thought would look credible in a carousel post. Monday:Flew private-adjacent (first...

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Paris, Purpose, and Preserves

Paris always brings out my best self — my charitable self, my photogenic self, the version of me accompanied by my assistant Cécile, a Cultural Liaison for Emotional Optics I...

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Paris, Purpose, and Preserves

Paris always brings out my best self — my charitable self, my photogenic self, the version of me accompanied by my assistant Cécile, a Cultural Liaison for Emotional Optics I...

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