Pets of the Manor

1 5

I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this

A lifestyle collection to use for all the times you should have been getting paid… but weren’t.

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World-Famous Burns.

Smells better than their rebrand - and lasts longer too.

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Recollections May Vary.

Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision - designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.

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sugar's tears

I got bullied. I didn’t respond. I made this instead.

It’s for drinking things you enjoy while remembering that your life is still excellent.

1 6

Sweater Weather.

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Men In Grey

Sine Nomine. Sine Titulo. Pro Dignitate. Without name. Without title. For dignity.

1 4

Blocklighting (verb)

1 4

Keep Calm and Mind the Spare

A classic British nod with a modern smirk.

1 4

Montecito Racket Club

1 5

No Titles. Just Taste.

Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.

1 24

I Summer in Montecito

1 3

Retired Yacht Girl

1 4

Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)

Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)

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Cute

I like the quality of this T, and the and color looks great with my Jeans and boots and a Messy Hair Day ,,, AS IF…. 😎

Anonymous
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Arrived really quickly and very well packaged

Arrived really quickly and very well packaged. The candle is in alovely heavy jar with nice labelling and both wicks are present and correct. The fragrance is just the best, absolutely divine. Many thanks Montecito Minimalist 💗

Angela
Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream | 11oz Aromatherapy Gift
Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream | 11oz Aromatherapy Gift
Just An Awesome T-shirt

Love the graphics on this shirt. Great quality and graphics!! Highly recommend!!!

Rebecca
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Another Great Sweatshirt

This is the second sweatshirt I purchased. It is a gift for a friend, who I know will get a smile from it as well as enjoy it!! Excellent quality and awesome graphics!

Rebecca
The Montecito Ski & Supper Club Crewneck Sweatshirt
The Montecito Ski & Supper Club Crewneck Sweatshirt
The sweatshirts are just great

The sweatshirts are just great. Excellent color and graphics. Highly recommend!!!

Rebecca
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Reviews won’t vary.

There’s no way reviews will vary with this shirt! It will always be 5 stars across the board. Thankfully it was marked as “runs small” because I normally wear medium to large so I thought I should move that up a bit. I chose 2XL, worried it might be too big but nope… it’s perfect. FYI when deciding size. The quality of this shirt is exceptional. Very soft with a nice stretch. Definitely recommend.

Aneubic
Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
Couldn't be Happier -- and Always Smiling!

Great quality and always brings a smile to my face. Super fast shipping too!

Kelly
sugar's tears can coolie
sugar's tears can coolie
perfect!

Lovely coloured, really good quality and quick service. Very happy customer

Caroline
In My Satire Era Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
In My Satire Era Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Great tee!

Great tee, a heavier cotton weight, but I am thrilled! It arrived quickly, within three days.
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Best wishes for a blessed Easter weekend with your and yours🐰, Kindly, Mandi (ASplendidAddress on SMM).

Mandi
Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Perfect sweatshirt to express my disdain for the mundane.

Perfect sweatshirt to express my disdain for the mundane. As ever, a classic comfortable sweatshirt to wear when I unfortunately have to interact with the public.

Pamela
Minimalist Montecito by Montecito Minimalist Sweatshirt
Minimalist Montecito by Montecito Minimalist Sweatshirt
Excellent - Love It

Love drinking my morning coffee from my Recollections Mug - gives me a smile and has become a conversation piece in my home. Just ordered two more. Excellent customer service from Montecito Minimalist. All class. 5 Stars.

S.
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
My new favorite mug! Next MM purchase is going

My new favorite mug! Next MM purchase is going to be”Sugars’ Tears”! Congrats again on the new business

Suzanne
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Excellent quality

My favorite mug out of all my happy collection. It is sturdy and high quality. Just love it.

Em
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
Excellent quality

This is excellent quality, and a really good fit.

Em
Recollections May Vary Crewneck Sweatshirt
Recollections May Vary Crewneck Sweatshirt
Mmmmmmmm Sugar Tears

The best of the best quality to sip in my Sugar Tears, I mean my coffee out of. Love it so much!

Tara
sugar's tears coffee mug 11oz/15oz
sugar's tears coffee mug 11oz/15oz