World-Famous Burns.

Smells better than their rebrand - and lasts longer too.

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Never Complain and Never Explain

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INVICTUS BUDGET [REDACTED]

Link to the redacted document in the product description.

Recollections May Vary.

Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision - designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.

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I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this

A lifestyle collection to use for all the times you should have been getting paid… but weren’t.

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Sweater Weather.

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Pets of the Manor

1 5

sugar's tears

I got bullied. I didn’t respond. I made this instead.

It’s for drinking things you enjoy while remembering that your life is still excellent.

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Men In Grey

Sine Nomine. Sine Titulo. Pro Dignitate. Without name. Without title. For dignity.

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Blocklighting (verb)

1 4

Keep Calm and Mind the Spare

A classic British nod with a modern smirk.

1 4

Montecito Racket Club

1 5

No Titles. Just Taste.

Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.

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I Summer in Montecito

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Retired Yacht Girl

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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)

Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)

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It keeps me warm in the Sydney winter

It keeps me warm in the Sydney winter. No one Has commented on it yet

Anonymous
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Beautiful new color!! Love!

She is cropped,lol! Love the color. Very flattering fit. Ordered the large due to the fit but I usually wear medium or small.

Suzanne
Retired Yacht Girl Crop Top Tee
Retired Yacht Girl Crop Top Tee
Great Item

Great size and quality

Anonymous
Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
So fib

So fun

Anonymous
As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
Magnificent

Magnificent

Nicholas
As If ...Oy Vey Crudité Cooking Apron
As If ...Oy Vey Crudité Cooking Apron
I LOOOVE my T-shirt! I wore it to work and my boss didn't know what to think about it

I LOOOVE my T-shirt! I wore it to work and my boss didn't know what to think about it. He asked my if it means I am asking for a rise. My answer was YES! I have a few more items in my shopping cart to order once I get that rise...wink, wink. Thank you and all the luck, guys!

Dagmar
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Tee
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Tee
Best quality

Best quality
And it arrived very fast!
I will be back for sure!
🔑🪿💙

Maria
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
Just as pictured

Just as pictured.Love it!

Chrissi
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
Loved It!!

Quick shipping! Love the quality of the shirt & the printing is perfection!

Sheryl
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
The Best!

From the ease of making the purchase, to the quality of the product, I will be purchasing from your website again! You are a pleasure to do business with and I will be back!

Kelly
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
What started out as a joke to myself

What started out as a joke to myself , after receiving my first item (Men in Grey suits ornament), has organically and authentically to the point of needing to10 X my Christmas ornaments before they sell out! Again!! Love it all, MM!🌈

Suzanne
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
The shirt nails each image making me giggle

The shirt nails each image making me giggle.

Sheryl
Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Wine tumbler

I'm not to sure if this wine tumbler could be a tad bigger. I see it filling very quickly!

Sheryl
sugar's tears wine tumbler
sugar's tears wine tumbler
Funny

Funny. Making the real saying fade a little.

Sheryl
Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
I feel great in my splendid and soft crew neck

I feel great in my splendid and soft crew neck, could it be the crown ?
FedEx had me in trepidation, pretending they would deliver on 5 May (I stayed home), but in fact my precious package was in Wiesbaden : zut alors, ce n'est pas la porte à côté ! I redirected it to a delivery point, it got to Geispolsheim, a suburb from Strasbourg. They refused to accept the package...so I called (I have kept the special phone number from a previous missed delivery), and a nice guy did his best, and voilà ! I was able to pick it up on 7 May... Absolutely worth the struggle ;)

Michèle
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck