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I Summer in Montecito
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Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
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Montecito Minimalist Weekender Bag - Stylish Travel Tote for Getaways
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I Summer in Montecito Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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World-Famous Burns.
Smells better than their rebrand — and lasts longer too.
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Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Burnt Bridges and Backpedaling
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Privacy and Paparazzi
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
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Satire: Served
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Montecito Racket Club Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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In My Satire Era Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Racket Club Pickleball Set
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Montecito Racket Club Eco Tote Bag – Large, Reusable Shopping Bag, Beach Tote, Tennis Club Merchandise, Gift for Sports Lovers
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In My Satire Era Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Keep Calm and Mind the Spare
A classic British nod with a modern smirk.
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Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Magnet
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Coffee Mug
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tote
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Recollections May Vary.
Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision—designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.
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Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
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Recollections May Vary Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
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Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Minimalist Sticker Sheets -Perfect for Journals & Decor
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Recollections Post-It Notes!
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No Titles. Just Taste.
Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.
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Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Leave Your Entitlement—And Your Title—At the Door | Humorous Entryway Mat
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"Elevated." – The Most Overused Word in Montecito
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I'm a Sinner. We Can't All Be Saints Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Privacy Kit – Travel Pouch
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Elevating My Flower Sprinkling and Chopping Skills, One Bottle of Champagne at a Time.
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)
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For When You Want to Swing, But Not Miss...
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Calvin Klein Women's Scuba Aline Casual Sleeveless Dress
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Taylors of Harrogate Green Tea & Herbal Infusions Variety Box, 48 Count
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Montecito Minimalist 100% Raw Unfiltered Honey With Honeycomb by Pure Southern Honey [1lb] - Authentic, USA - Made Gallberry Honey - Pure Unheated Honey - Non - GMO, Unsweetened, Sugar - Free, Real American Honey With Comb
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Les Confitures à la Ancienne Set of 2 Jars, Fraises des Bois (Wild Strawberry) French Preserves, 9.5 oz
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Florals for Dinner? Groundbreaking.
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The Privacy Tour Collection
Inspired by the most public pursuit of privacy in modern history.
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Privacy Tour Tee
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Privacy Tour Coffee Mug
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Privacy Tour Organic Cotton Tote Bag
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Privacy Tour Rectangle Button Magnet (1 & 10 pcs)
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Collections
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Privacy Tour
Because nothing says “leave us alone” like a multi-platform global press tour....
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Let Them Eat Flower Sprinkles
Let them Eat Flower Sprinkle Collection A phrase once (wrongly) pinned on...
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No Titles. Just Taste.
No Titles. Just Taste. is a collection of unapologetically cheeky essentials for...
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
A curated collection of Montecito-adjacent finds you could have seen in a...
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Australia Shop
Aussie and NZ orders are now locally printed and shipped at mates...
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World-Famous Burns
Welcome to World-Famous Burns — a candle collection that smells better than...
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare
A very British blend of composure and caution.Because when things go off...
Let customers speak for us
from 29 reviewsOmg I love this sweatshirt. Very roomy and comfortable, soft material. My family got a kick out of the message. :) Thank you! I plan to order another one for friend for Christmas.

Lovely! Thank you for your lovely product!

I love the design of this notebook, and I'm happy to support Montecito Minimalist!

Very happy with tshirt. Good quality material. Delivery time good. Brilliant product with maximum snark!

Best company…..
Apron looks amazing and fits perfectly
Customer Service is excellent I really recommend this company love all the products

The perfect size to fit in my computer bag. I have started a writing class and it's great for my notes

I did the fitted, "Let Them Eat Flower Sprinkles" that my friends are like, "What a great statement!" And I laugh and laugh.
Only caveat: for me I wish I ordered a size up. Usually an XL, ordered the XL and it's very tight in the boobage area.

Lie the Tee's and notebook. I wore the shirt grocery shing and the clerk laughed.

This is s really beautiful candle. The smell is wonderful (for office or bathroom) and it burns really wel. Quality product, highly recommended.

Lovely smell to have in my office when working. Nice and calming!!!

The fit is great and the material is very comfortable. And who can argue with the sentiment? :-)

Cute T-shirt. Good fit. Love the bright white colour and the crown.- nice touch. Brought a tear to the eye of a British expat. She got the meaning immediately.
