World-Famous Burns.

Smells better than their rebrand - and lasts longer too.

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INVICTUS BUDGET [REDACTED]

Link to the redacted document in the product description.

Recollections May Vary.

Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision - designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.

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I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this

A lifestyle collection to use for all the times you should have been getting paid… but weren’t.

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Sweater Weather.

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Pets of the Manor

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sugar's tears

I got bullied. I didn’t respond. I made this instead.

It’s for drinking things you enjoy while remembering that your life is still excellent.

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Men In Grey

Sine Nomine. Sine Titulo. Pro Dignitate. Without name. Without title. For dignity.

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Blocklighting (verb)

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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare

A classic British nod with a modern smirk.

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Montecito Racket Club

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No Titles. Just Taste.

Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.

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I Summer in Montecito

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Retired Yacht Girl

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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)

Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)

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The Best!

From the ease of making the purchase, to the quality of the product, I will be purchasing from your website again! You are a pleasure to do business with and I will be back!

Kelly
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
What started out as a joke to myself

What started out as a joke to myself , after receiving my first item (Men in Grey suits ornament), has organically and authentically to the point of needing to10 X my Christmas ornaments before they sell out! Again!! Love it all, MM!🌈

Suzanne
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
The shirt nails each image making me giggle

The shirt nails each image making me giggle.

Sheryl
Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
Wine tumbler

I'm not to sure if this wine tumbler could be a tad bigger. I see it filling very quickly!

Sheryl
sugar's tears wine tumbler
sugar's tears wine tumbler
Funny

Funny. Making the real saying fade a little.

Sheryl
Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
I feel great in my splendid and soft crew neck

I feel great in my splendid and soft crew neck, could it be the crown ?
FedEx had me in trepidation, pretending they would deliver on 5 May (I stayed home), but in fact my precious package was in Wiesbaden : zut alors, ce n'est pas la porte à côté ! I redirected it to a delivery point, it got to Geispolsheim, a suburb from Strasbourg. They refused to accept the package...so I called (I have kept the special phone number from a previous missed delivery), and a nice guy did his best, and voilà ! I was able to pick it up on 7 May... Absolutely worth the struggle ;)

Michèle
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
I ❤️ my Recollections May Vary mug! So stylish and subtle

I ❤️ my Recollections May Vary mug! So stylish and subtle.

Marion
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Smells

Smells wonderful!!

Lori
Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
Attractive and well made

Ordinarily, I don't care for artificially distressed items, but what could be more fitting than a Yacht Girl (retired) cap that looks as if it has quite a few miles on it?
The cap is well made, sturdy and attractive, and because it's 100% cotton, it will age gracefully... which is more than I can say for a real yacht girl.

Sue
Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
This is the flare I use on Reddit

This is the flare I use on Reddit. It’s a nice mug. It’s a good size for coffee and I enjoy using it. Also the delivery was really quick and it was very well packaged.

Martha
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
This is a high-quality sweatshirt and I know because I have a lot of sweatshirts I like living in

This is a high-quality sweatshirt and I know because I have a lot of sweatshirts I like living in them. Canadian here so feels like it’s cold eight months of the year.The design is quite clever, and I find it amusing to wear.

Martha
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
Love it! Really high quality and the message says it all

Love it! Really high quality and the message says it all. I LOVE Montecito Minimalist and all it represents- a highly skilled, hardworking, intelligent woman creating a successful and sustainable business!

Betsy
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this. Embroidered Baseball Hat
Great Little Journal

I love the Cover and the notebook is very well made

Jennifer
Let Them Eat Flower Sprinkles Journal
Let Them Eat Flower Sprinkles Journal
Beautiful Candle

Smells great

Jennifer
Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
Awesome

Great, funny, well made Merch

Jennifer
I'm a Sinner. We can't all be Saints. Sweatshirt
I'm a Sinner. We can't all be Saints. Sweatshirt