World-Famous Burns.
Smells better than their rebrand - and lasts longer too.
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
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Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Burnt Bridges and Backpedaling
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
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Recollections May Vary.
Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision - designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.
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Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Recollections May Vary Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
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Recollections May Vary Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Recollections May Vary Mug 15oz Mug
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Recollections May Vary. 15oz Mug
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Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
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sugar's tears
I got bullied. I didn’t respond. I made this instead.
It’s for drinking things you enjoy while remembering that your life is still excellent.
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sugar's tears coffee mug 11oz/15oz
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sugar's tears can coolie
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sugar's tears wine tumbler
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sugar's tears engraved wine glass
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sugar's tears champagne flute (1)
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sugar's tears water bottle. (Printed and Shipped from the UK)
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Sweater Weather.
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Recollections May Vary Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
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I'm a Sinner. We can't all be Saints. Sweatshirt
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Men in Grey Crest Crewneck Sweatshirt
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Sweater
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Blocklighting Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Sweatshirt
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Men In Grey
Sine Nomine. Sine Titulo. Pro Dignitate. Without name. Without title. For dignity.
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Men In Grey Coffee Mug
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Men in Grey Hardcover Journal
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The Men in Grey 20oz Tumbler
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Men In Grey Socks
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Blocklighting (verb)
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Blocklighting Coffee Mug 15oz
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Blocklighting Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Blocklighting Tote
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare
A classic British nod with a modern smirk.
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Coffee Mug
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tote
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Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee
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Montecito Racket Club
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In My Satire Era Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Racket Club Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Racket Club Eco Tote Bag – Large, Reusable Shopping Bag, Beach Tote, Tennis Club Merchandise, Gift for Sports Lovers
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Montecito Racket Club Pickleball Set
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In My Satire Era Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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No Titles. Just Taste.
Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.
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Leave Your Entitlement—And Your Title—At the Door | Humorous Entryway Mat
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"Elevated." – The Most Overused Word in Montecito
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I'm a Sinner. We Can't All Be Saints Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Privacy Kit – Travel Pouch
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Elevating My Flower Sprinkling and Chopping Skills, One Bottle of Champagne at a Time.
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Montecito Minimalist | Stylish Sipper Glass with Bamboo Lid - 16oz, Perfect for Home or Office
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Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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"Live, Laugh, Lawsuit" Travel Mug
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Montecito Minimalist | "I Don't Manifest. I work." Magnet
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Montecito Minimalist | EmpowHER | Born to Be a Queen Decorative Pillow - Empowering Throw Cushion for Home Decor
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Montecito Minimalist | EmpowHER - Dream, Achieve, Repeat - No Prince Required
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Monte-Carlo? Umm, no. Montecito. – Luggage Tag
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No Titles, Just First-Class Seats Passport Cover
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Motecito Minimalist | EmpowHER - "I Am The Woman I've Been Waiting For"
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Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Fridge Magnet
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Live, Laugh, Lawsuit" Travel Mug in Teal Blue
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Montecito Minimalist | Glass Mug
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Florals? For Dinner? Groundbreaking. Tee
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Privacy and Paparazzi
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Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking. – Iconic Fashion Quote T-Shirt
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Florals? For Dinner? Groundbreaking. Tee
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Montecito Wine Club Double Wine Tote Bag - Elegant Wine Carrier for Wine Lovers
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I Summer in Montecito
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Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
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Montecito Minimalist Weekender Bag - Stylish Travel Tote for Getaways
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I Summer in Montecito Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Retired Yacht Girl
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Retired Yacht Girl Crop Top Tee
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Yacht Girl/ Retired Yacht Girl Tote
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Yacht Girl/Retired Yacht Girl Tote!
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Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)
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For When You Want to Swing, But Not Miss...
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Calvin Klein Women's Scuba Aline Casual Sleeveless Dress
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Taylors of Harrogate Green Tea & Herbal Infusions Variety Box, 48 Count
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Montecito Minimalist 100% Raw Unfiltered Honey With Honeycomb by Pure Southern Honey [1lb] - Authentic, USA - Made Gallberry Honey - Pure Unheated Honey - Non - GMO, Unsweetened, Sugar - Free, Real American Honey With Comb
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Les Confitures à la Ancienne Set of 2 Jars, Fraises des Bois (Wild Strawberry) French Preserves, 9.5 oz
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Florals for Dinner? Groundbreaking.
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Let customers speak for us
from 56 reviewsBeautiful paper, deep colors, excellent texture, nice weight. Quality product!
So clever and fun. It was a perfect gift to a “Team Wales” friend. Got lots of laughs. Well made too!
it makes me smile,likewise other Brits. Good on you for the humour.
PERFECT! Beautiful Wood Heart with Cheeky Pun for those that know. Can be displayed all year. Love it! Extremely Happy! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
Love this! Great Graphics and Fabulous Colors! Perfect gift for myself. It cracks me up whenever I wear it. And I have received several compliments. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
How delightful! A purposeful gift selected with mindfulness, a glimmer of light in the darkness of the barren landscape beyond the walls of Markle Mansion in Montecito, - this candle was a gift I curated for a dear friend (who doesn’t need to “borrow” a private jet to show up and do good) Although priced so economically, making it perfect for we peasants, it is of high quality, beautifully scented and even came with a wick! Someone must have spent many nights (after the little ones who are still little were put to bed) curating the packaging; time well spent as the wrapping paper was artfully wrapped and the box was simply exquisite! My Markle Snarkle bestie loved receiving this candle at Christmas and I was beyond elevated to present it.
Absolutely LOVE my candle that Smells Like: Recollections May Vary. I am thrilled to be supporting this company and if all of her products are this good, she will do great. Smells good and burns well.
The quality of the sweatshirt was excellent! My daughter loved it. We will be buying more things.
I absolutely love this as i would never subscribe to Markles website ( call your father Meghan , would make a great Tshirt logo ;)
Found this gem of a shop on Reddit!
I got the Live, Laugh, Lawsuit mousepad. It’s good quality and makes me laugh every time I see it!
Nice and soft. And it makes a great gift for friends whose name starts with M.
Quality, style and exclusivity. This authentic ornament has it all! Get yours today, because they really will sell out!
So clever and fun! Great mug with humorous but true messaging.
So happy with the candle.! There was a mishap with the local postal office (returned the package) instead of placing it on hold for pick up. Monrecito Minimalist could not have been more helpful in resolving the issue. So responsive!! The candle is awesome and the scent is fantastic. My mom will love it for Christmas!!
Such a great tote! Funny, snarky and just perfect. Thick canvas, great quality! The love note in the package was the icing on the cake. Great for gifts as well!















































