BLOCKLIGHTING (verb)
The act of being gently, but publicly, obscured by candles, feathers, or fate itself.
From Jubilee feathers to funeral candles, blocklighting is proof the universe has a wicked sense of humor. Call it divine intervention, call it perfect timing — either way, they weren’t cropped out, they were blocklit.
This tee is your wearable reminder that sometimes fate throws the shade for all of us — and it does it flawlessly.
Wear it when:
– A feather steals the frame
– A candle gets the headline
– You want to laugh at PR disasters disguised as destiny
