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Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
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Oedipal Moment in a Jar: Kept warm by night cream and questionable family bonding.
Step into a world of royal absurdity with this candle that’s as questionable as a Prince's memoir. Inspired by his rather fragrant recollection of rubbing his mother’s night cream on his frozen todger (yes, really), this scent is a true Oedipal Moment in a Jar. Warm, soothing, and just a little too intimate, it’s perfect for anyone who wants to bring a touch of royal oddity into their space. Burn it and embrace the warmth—just don’t ask too many questions.
Product features
- Made from 100% American-grown soy wax for sustainability
- Completely vegan and eco-friendly, lead and phthalate-free
- Available in three distinct fragrances: White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, Ocean Mist & Moss
- Vibrant colors printed using advanced techniques ensure a beautiful design
- Clean burning with an impressive average burn time of 65 hours
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Seventh Avenue Apothecary, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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Absolutely love this. Gorgeous design. The cheeky wit cracks me up. Smells Fabulous but not todgery. Lol. Extremely Happy. Thank you!
Product was as advertised, ordering was hassle free and quality was excellent. Thank you!