Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee

A classic British nod with a modern smirk.

Blending wartime calm with Tube-time caution, this tee is for those who appreciate subtle satire and impeccable timing. It’s not loud, but it does quietly raise an eyebrow. Wear it through London drizzle or L.A. drama—either way, it travels well.

👑 For the quietly witty
🫖 Iconically British, unapologetically clever
🚇 Because some gaps are best left… minded

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Made without side seams for a sleek look
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Constructed from strong, smooth cotton fabric
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee

Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee

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