Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck

Montecito Yacht Club Crewneck
“Navigare Superbia Est” — It’s Latin for ‘I summer better than you.’

Welcome aboard the world’s most exclusive (and imaginary) yacht club, where the rosé is bottomless, the nepotism is generational, and the ocean’s just a backdrop for our Aperol.

This ultra-soft navy crewneck features the official crest of the Montecito Yacht Club—crowned, laurel’d, and double-flagged, naturally. Stamped in crisp white, it’s the perfect uniform for pretending you sail, when in fact you just tan on the bow and call it 'manifesting.'

Wear it for:
– Casual dock strolls (no actual boating required)
– Passive-aggressive brunches
– Telling people you summer on land for “balance”

Fabric: Entitlement-soft cotton blend
Fit: Rich-aunt-relaxed
Vibe: Old money with new WiFi

Product features
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a refined look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for long-lasting wear and comfort.
- Durably constructed to withstand wear with double-needle stitching at seams.
- Made with ethically grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for sustainable fashion.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean