World-Famous Burns

Welcome to World-Famous Burns — a candle collection that smells better than a rebrand and burns slower than a media strategy.

Each scent is paired with a signature Montecito Minimalist tagline: dry, devastating, and deeply aesthetic. Whether you’re lighting up your living room or your group chat, these candles are made for those who prefer subtle shade over loud launches.

Scented satire. Elegant eyerolls. Soft wax, sharp wit.