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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
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A candle for those who claim to shun the spotlight… while simultaneously crafting their next viral moment. This scent is the olfactory equivalent of cashmere draped over a soapbox—warm, expensive, and just a touch exhausting. With just the right hint of "victim era" drama, this candle is perfect for anyone who wants to bask in the glow of selective memory while preparing their next grievance statement. Light it, lean into your victim era, and embrace the luxury of self-pity.
Product features
- Made from 100% American-grown soy wax for sustainability
- Completely vegan and eco-friendly, lead and phthalate-free
- Available in three distinct fragrances: White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, Ocean Mist & Moss
- Vibrant colors printed using advanced techniques ensure a beautiful design
- Clean burning with an impressive average burn time of 65 hours
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Seventh Avenue Apothecary, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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