Florals? On Eggs? Groundbreaking. Tee (Printed & Shipped from Australia)

Elevate your wardrobe!

For those who believe flavor should come from seasoning—not scattered petals and a well-lit camera crew.

This tee is a loving nod to culinary minimalists everywhere. The ones who cook because they can, not because they’re trying to launch a lifestyle brand. It’s soft, breathable, and judgmental in the most elegant way.

Perfect for:

Hosting brunch without a PR team

Rolling your eyes while someone "elevates" a salad

Quietly rejecting performative plating

Florals? On Eggs? Sure. But let’s not pretend it’s revolutionary.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability.
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfort.
- Made from soft, breathable cotton (varies by color).
- Compliant with safety standards and made in Bangladesh.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4062, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean