Because nothing says “leave us alone” like a global press tour.
Front: PRIVACY TOUR Side tag: MM CREW Back: A ten-stop timeline of curated chaos, including:
That Garden Interview
Streaming Headquarters
Attempted Mic Snatch Gala
Behind every soft launch, garden interview, or sudden podcast series is a team of exhausted assistants quietly mouthing, “This wasn’t in the NDA.”
This tee is for those who understand that privacy is sacred — until there's a platform, a camera, or a lifestyle brand to promote.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it through customs. Or anywhere someone asks for privacy on camera.
Tour continues indefinitely.
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Made without side seams for a sleek look - Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Constructed from strong, smooth cotton fabric - Ethically produced with 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
