Privacy Tour

Because nothing says “leave us alone” like a multi-platform global press tour.

Inspired by the most public quest for privacy in modern history, this collection chronicles ten unforgettable stops — from That Garden Interview to the Attempted Mic Snatch Gala — across tees, totes, and mugs designed for the quietly observant and deeply unimpressed.

Whether you’re sipping tea, carrying receipts, or wearing the full itinerary, this drop was made for those who understand that privacy isn’t just a boundary — it’s a brand strategy.

Tour continues indefinitely.
No titles. No soft launches. Just merch.