As If ...low effort luxury Cotton Tea Towel

For kitchens where elegance simmers and opinions stay off the menu.

The As If. Tea Towel is crafted for those who prefer pressed linens over press tours. Featuring our signature script across the front and a whispered “low level luxuxry” beneath, it’s the kind of home accessory that says, “Yes, I host — but not for headlines.”

Made from soft, absorbent cotton-linen blend, this towel dries your dishes and your doubt in equal measure. It’s understated, unimpressed, and far too tasteful to name names.

Perfect for:

• Wiping down marble counters while reading between the lines

• Gifting to friends who understand nuance

• Displaying casually, as if you didn’t plan the aesthetic

Product features
- 100% organic cotton for eco-friendly use
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying fabric
- Durable with hemmed edges
- Lightweight and easy to handle
- Designed with a stylish print on one side

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean