As If ... seriously? Coffee Cup

For mornings when the inbox is full, the headlines are worse, and someone just launched another lifestyle brand you didn’t ask for.

The As If. Mug is your daily dose of caffeine and quiet contempt — a porcelain reminder that not every story deserves a reaction, and not every moment calls for a soft launch. Scripted in effortless elegance and punctuated with a deadpan “…seriously?”, it’s designed for those who sip with side-eye and prefer their coffee black, not their reputations.

Lightweight but substantial. Minimalist but meaningful. And absolutely not part of anyone’s rebrand.

Whether it’s resting on a reclaimed wood tray, perched beside your overpriced candle collection, or clutched dramatically during Zoom calls you didn’t RSVP to — this mug does the talking, so you don’t have to.

Perfect for:

• Monday mornings

• PR fatigue

• Passive-aggressive moments with maximum aesthetic

This Clear Glass Mug is not just a drinking vessel; it's an expression of style and taste!

Product features
- Modern clear glass design that stands out
- Ergonomically designed C-shaped handle for comfort
- Durable and heat-resistant material
- Perfect for adults; suitable for various occasions
- Not microwave safe; designed for quality use

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap