The Men in Grey Seasons Briefings Ornament

The Men in Grey Season’s Briefings ornament is a tribute to the discreet, impeccably tailored figures who keep the  scandals at bay. Etched with a crown, crossed quill and sword (because sometimes the pen is mightier), and bordered with micro-print reading Operation Silent Night • 2025 • Seasonal Intelligence, this ornament feels like something handed out at a very private, very well-catered holiday briefing.

Hang it on your tree as proof that, naturally, you were included in the holiday briefings.

You’ve always been one of the trusted few.

Limited edition. Utterly unnecessary.
And absolutely essential to the season’s narrative.

Product features
- 100% crystal glass for clear, refractive shine
- Choice of round or heart shape to suit different displays
- One-sided etched print that reads softly from the back
- Includes red hanging ribbon for immediate display
- Adult-only item; blank product sourced from China

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.