Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Sweatshirt

A classic British nod with a modern smirk.

Blending wartime calm with Tube-time caution, this tee is for those who appreciate subtle satire and impeccable timing. It’s not loud, but it does quietly raise an eyebrow. Wear it through London drizzle or L.A. drama—either way, it travels well.

 👑 For the quietly witty
🫖 Iconically British, unapologetically clever
🚇 Because some gaps are best left… minded

Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth, seam-free body
- 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; double-needle stitching reinforces stress points
- Embroidered chest or wrist placement options; DTF printed inner neck labels
- OEKO‑TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance for long-lasting, responsible wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean