Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tote

A cheeky collision of wartime wisdom and Tube etiquette—stitched together with a wink.

This tote doesn’t shout. It simply sips tea, side-eyes chaos, and boards the Jubilee line unbothered. Inspired by the iconic British spirit: composed, clever, and always just a little bit sharper than expected.

For those who know that not all royals reign—and not all warnings are on train platforms.

👑 Understated. Unflustered. Unmissable.
👜 Designed to carry calm, class, and the occasional crumpet.
🇬🇧 A very British bag with very brilliant timing.

Product features
- 100% polyester body for strength and durability
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added support
- Boxed corners create extra space for your belongings
- Available in multiple colors and sizes to suit your needs
- Medium-weight fabric perfect for everyday use

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.