“Let them eat cake,” she (Marie Antoinette) allegedly said — a queen so out of touch, she built a fake peasant village to pretend she was one of the people. (Seriously google it.) Centuries later, history repeats itself… this time with flower sprinkles, curated flat lays, and a personal brand in search of a product.
This candle is our ode to performative founding — to trademarked aesthetics, filtered sincerity, and all the smoke and mirrors of a soft launch that smells amazing but delivers nothing.
Housed in a frosted glass jar with a raw maple lid, this 11oz candle offers quiet luxury with a satirical edge. The wooden wick crackles softly, like the distant sound of a business plan unraveling. Choose from nine refined scents that do far more heavy lifting than the actual founder archetype we’re honoring.
Perfect for:
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Faux châteaus and startup daydreams
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Vision boards that forgot the vision
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Tea time at the Hameau de la Reine of Montecito
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Anyone who enjoys a scent with more depth than a lowercase brand launch
Let them eat flower sprinkles. Because when there’s no substance, at least there’s scent.
Product features
- Natural wax blend is vegan and toxin-free
- Eco-friendly wooden wick from FSC-certified wood
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean scent
- Vibrant colors to match your home decor
- Hand-poured in the USA with an average burn time of 50 hours
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.
