Live, Laugh, Lawsuit. Necklace

For the person who doesn’t manifest dream careers, they manifest damages, settlements, and headlines. This bar necklace is a subtle nod to those who haven’t quite mastered “hard work,” but have mastered writing statements, playing victim, and threatening to sue when things don’t go their way. It’s quiet enough for a Montecito brunch, but pointed enough that anyone “familiar with the situation” will get the joke.

Product features
- 316L surgical-grade stainless steel resists rust and corrosion
- Permanent laser engraving that won’t fade or peel
- Hypoallergenic finish suitable for sensitive skin
- Compact bar size: 1.26" x 0.20" (32 x 5 mm)
- Available natural or PVD-coated finishes for silver or dark looks

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.