Montecito Minimalist Holiday Party 2025 Coffee Mug

Presenting the official keepsake from the greatest holiday party that never happened, yet everyone will insist they were invited to.

Crafted in limited quantities for those with an appreciation for quiet luxury and even quieter guest lists, this coffee mug commemorates the legendary Montecito Minimalist Holiday Party 2025 at The Manor, an affair whispered about from the halls of the estate to the hedges of the topiary maze.

Adorned with the elegant Manor crest and finished with the distinguished title “Guest of Distinction,” this is your tongue-in-cheek passport into the most exclusive event of the season — one so selective, even the host isn't entirely sure it took place.

Sip from it proudly, clear evidence that you were, of course, on the guest list.
One of the elite.
Mingling in the ballroom.
Sampling the champagne fountain.
Casually complimenting the floral arrangements commissioned from a botanist flown in from the Scottish Highlands.

A keepsake from the holiday party you’ll always remember… even if it never took place.

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vibrant, crisp print using modern techniques
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe; lead- and BPA-free
- Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap