Montecito Minimalist Holiday Party 2025 Ornament

Presenting the official keepsake from the greatest holiday party that never happened - yet everyone will insist they were invited to.

Crafted in limited quantities for those with an appreciation for quiet luxury and even quieter guest lists, this ornament commemorates the legendary Montecito Minimalist Holiday Party 2025 at The Manor, an affair whispered about from the halls of the estate to the hedges of the topiary maze.

Adorned with the elegant Manor crest and finished with the distinguished title “Guest of Distinction,” this is your tongue-in-cheek passport into the most exclusive event of the season, one so selective, even the host isn't entirely sure it took place.

Hang it on your tree as proof that, naturally, you were there.
Among the elite.
Sipping something sparkling.
Wandering the grounds.
Admiring the decorations curated by a lighting empath flown in from the Cotswolds.

Whether displayed proudly or with a wink, this keepsake turns your holiday décor into a conversation piece of the highest order, part fantasy, part satire, entirely fabulous.

Product features
- Premium 100% crystal glass for bright light refraction
- Available in round or heart shape
- Single-sided engraving visible through the back
- Comes with a red hanging ribbon included
- Designed for adult use; blank product sourced from China

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.