As If ...low effort tagline Candle

A candle for those who saw the soft launch, skimmed the mission statement, and remained delightfully unimpressed.

The As If. candle is a tribute to the tastefully detached — the ones who know that real luxury doesn’t beg for engagement or come with a discount code. With an elegant script and the kind of subtext that rolls its eyes so you don’t have to, this candle isn’t here to rebrand. It’s here to remind the room that not everything needs to be monetized.

Hand-poured and gently scented, As If. fills your space with quiet confidence and a whisper of “...seriously?” It’s the perfect burn for background noise you didn’t ask for and narratives you didn’t subscribe to.

Whether it’s sitting on your marble tray, flickering next to unread lifestyle memoirs, or simply existing better than anyone else’s crepe mix — this candle delivers subtle shade with elevated scent.

Product features
- Made from 100% American-grown soy wax for sustainability
- Eco-friendly: vegan, lead-free, and phthalate-free
- Available in three captivating scents: White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, Ocean Mist & Moss
- Bright and vibrant printing for an eye-catching design
- Long burn time of up to 65 hours for lasting enjoyment

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.