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Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
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This cap says “I retired from yachting but kept the crew’s phone numbers.”
Distressed, sun-faded, and just the right amount of smug —throw shade without making eye contact.
Pairs best with oversized sunglasses, selective memory, and a location tag set to unavailable.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and feel
- Comfortable fit with unstructured body and low profile
- Unique distressed elements for a personalized touch
- 6-panel structure with durable curved visor
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider for easy adjustment
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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Ordinarily, I don't care for artificially distressed items, but what could be more fitting than a Yacht Girl (retired) cap that looks as if it has quite a few miles on it?
The cap is well made, sturdy and attractive, and because it's 100% cotton, it will age gracefully... which is more than I can say for a real yacht girl.