World-Famous Burns.
Smells better than their rebrand — and lasts longer too.
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Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Burnt Bridges and Backpedaling
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Privacy and Paparazzi
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
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MONTECIT-O-WEEN
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This is my Duchess costume T-Shirt Dress
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Witches of Montecito Scented Soy Candle
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM MONTECITO TEE
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Witches of Montecito Black Mug
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The call is coming from Montecito Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Witches of Montecito Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Men In Grey
Sine Nomine. Sine Titulo. Pro Dignitate. Without name. Without title. For dignity.
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Men in Grey Hardcover Journal
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Men In Grey Coffee Mug
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The Men in Grey 20oz Tumbler
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Men In Grey Socks
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Blocklighting (verb)
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Blocklighting Coffee Mug 15oz
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Blocklighting Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Blocklighting Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Blocklighting Tote
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Recollections May Vary.
Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision—designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.
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Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
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Recollections May Vary Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
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Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Minimalist Sticker Sheets -Perfect for Journals & Decor
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Recollections Post-It Notes!
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare
A classic British nod with a modern smirk.
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Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Magnet
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Coffee Mug
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tote
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Retired Yacht Girl
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Retired Yacht Girl Crop Top
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Yacht Girl/ Retired Yacht Girl Tote
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Yacht Girl/Retired Yacht Girl Tote!
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Retired Yacht Girl Distressed Cap.
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I Summer in Montecito
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Montecito Yacht Club Sweatshirt | Cozy Unisex Crewneck
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Montecito Minimalist Weekender Bag - Stylish Travel Tote for Getaways
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I Summer in Montecito Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back - Cap
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Tote
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Sweater
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back iPhone Case
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The Algorithm Doesn’t Love You Back Tee
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Wireless Charging Pad
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Bumper Sticker
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The Algorithm Doesn't Love You Back Sticker
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Montecito Racket Club
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Montecito Racket Club Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Racket Club Eco Tote Bag – Large, Reusable Shopping Bag, Beach Tote, Tennis Club Merchandise, Gift for Sports Lovers
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In My Satire Era Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Racket Club Pickleball Set
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In My Satire Era Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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No Titles. Just Taste.
Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.
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Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Leave Your Entitlement—And Your Title—At the Door | Humorous Entryway Mat
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"Elevated." – The Most Overused Word in Montecito
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I'm a Sinner. We Can't All Be Saints Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Privacy Kit – Travel Pouch
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Elevating My Flower Sprinkling and Chopping Skills, One Bottle of Champagne at a Time.
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)
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For When You Want to Swing, But Not Miss...
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Calvin Klein Women's Scuba Aline Casual Sleeveless Dress
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Taylors of Harrogate Green Tea & Herbal Infusions Variety Box, 48 Count
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Montecito Minimalist 100% Raw Unfiltered Honey With Honeycomb by Pure Southern Honey [1lb] - Authentic, USA - Made Gallberry Honey - Pure Unheated Honey - Non - GMO, Unsweetened, Sugar - Free, Real American Honey With Comb
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Les Confitures à la Ancienne Set of 2 Jars, Fraises des Bois (Wild Strawberry) French Preserves, 9.5 oz
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Florals for Dinner? Groundbreaking.
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Let customers speak for us
from 32 reviewsBella felpa fatta con ottimo cotone
The sweatshirt is beautiful, comfortable, made of good cotton
Not overly heavy weight, don't worry about that. The cotton is v good quality and the shirt is v well made. Construction is terrific; the neck doesn't chafe, arms are great, the length is exactly right. Love!
Omg I love this sweatshirt. Very roomy and comfortable, soft material. My family got a kick out of the message. :) Thank you! I plan to order another one for friend for Christmas.
Lovely! Thank you for your lovely product!
I love the design of this notebook, and I'm happy to support Montecito Minimalist!
Very happy with tshirt. Good quality material. Delivery time good. Brilliant product with maximum snark!
Best company…..
Apron looks amazing and fits perfectly
Customer Service is excellent I really recommend this company love all the products
The perfect size to fit in my computer bag. I have started a writing class and it's great for my notes
I did the fitted, "Let Them Eat Flower Sprinkles" that my friends are like, "What a great statement!" And I laugh and laugh.
Only caveat: for me I wish I ordered a size up. Usually an XL, ordered the XL and it's very tight in the boobage area.
Lie the Tee's and notebook. I wore the shirt grocery shing and the clerk laughed.
This is s really beautiful candle. The smell is wonderful (for office or bathroom) and it burns really wel. Quality product, highly recommended.





























