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World-Famous Burns.
Smells better than their rebrand — and lasts longer too.
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Montecito Minimalist Candle | Smells Like Todger & Night Cream
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Burnt Bridges and Backpedaling
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Privacy and Paparazzi
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Quiet Luxury, Loud Whining
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare
A classic British nod with a modern smirk.
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Keep Calm and Mind The Spare Magnet
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Coffee Mug
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tee
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Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Tote
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Recollections May Vary.
Inspired by a statement of elegance and precision—designed for those who recall clearly, speak carefully, and remain unshaken by revisionist history.
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Recollections May Vary (Front) & Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. (Back) 2 Sided Pillow
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Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: Recollections May Vary
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Recollections May Vary Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Recollections May Vary Women's Fitted Tee
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Recollections May Vary Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Montecito Minimalist Sticker Sheets -Perfect for Journals & Decor
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No Titles. Just Taste.
Merch for those who didn’t marry into relevance — they earned it.
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Rebrand. Manifest. Repeat. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Leave Your Entitlement—And Your Title—At the Door | Humorous Entryway Mat
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"Elevated." – The Most Overused Word in Montecito
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I'm a Sinner. We Can't All Be Saints Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Tee
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Privacy Kit – Travel Pouch
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Elevating My Flower Sprinkling and Chopping Skills, One Bottle of Champagne at a Time.
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As Ever? As If!
A direct response to the most uninspired lifestyle launch...
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As If ...why even bother Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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As If ...low effort tagline Candle
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As If ...Oy Vey Crudité Cooking Apron
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As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag.
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
Yes, they’re affiliate links. No, the shade isn’t subtle. (I rewrote the descriptions so you wouldn’t have to suffer through theirs.)
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Montecito Minimalist 100% Raw Unfiltered Honey With Honeycomb by Pure Southern Honey [1lb] - Authentic, USA - Made Gallberry Honey - Pure Unheated Honey - Non - GMO, Unsweetened, Sugar - Free, Real American Honey With Comb
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Calligraphy Starter Kit: Because Everyone Deserves a Second Chance at Penmanship
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Florals for Dinner? Groundbreaking.
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Les Confitures à la Ancienne Set of 2 Jars, Fraises des Bois (Wild Strawberry) French Preserves, 9.5 oz
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Salt, Simmer, and Subtext | Martha Stewart 3.5-Quart Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven Braiser - Linen w/Gold Knob
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The "Effortlessly Chic" Coupe Glasses – Because Every Drink Deserves a Moment
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Privacy Tour
Because nothing says “leave us alone” like a multi-platform global press tour....
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No Titles. Just Taste.
No Titles. Just Taste. is a collection of unapologetically cheeky essentials for...
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Low-Effort Luxury (Affiliate Edition)
Welcome to As Ever… But Cheaper — a curated collection of Meghan-adjacent...
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Australia Shop
Aussie and NZ orders are now locally printed and shipped at mates...
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World-Famous Burns
Welcome to World-Famous Burns — a candle collection that smells better than...
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Great Tee as for the material! I love it!
Just one "but": as for Swiss standards, your size L is an M in Switzerland. No problem for me, but could cause problems with other customers.
Love your site btw and your hilarious and extremely professional way of selling your products!

Great little tee shirt, love the logo and the quality is great.

Scrumptious! My first thought on opening was Le Labo, my second was the Langham, third was just glorious spring time wafting through the house. I appreciate your minimal and modest presentation. The emphasis is, as it should be, on the luxurious and uplifting scent after acknowledgment of the lovely golden colour and elegant labeling of the candle. I appreciate what you are doing for all of us and also, your quick and reasonably priced delivery.

Medium weight T-Shirt, sizing perfect and love the color. Very comfortable to wear and washes well!!

Absolutely love this. Gorgeous design. The cheeky wit cracks me up. Smells Fabulous but not todgery. Lol. Extremely Happy. Thank you!

Love this shirt! Bought it oversized to wear to bed. It's nice and soft and most of all deliciously snarky!

Product was as advertised, ordering was hassle free and quality was excellent. Thank you!

This shirt is so comfortable! It's extremely soft, fits true to size and is tagless! A quality item. I couldn't be happier with it! Thank you again for the super fast shipping.
